twerking-in-my-volvo:

long-weave-dont-believe:

hush little laptop dont you cry. Mommy’s gonna find you some more wifi.

And if that wifi doesn’t work
Momma will destroy the fucking earth

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cloppinq:

i wonder if dogs think people r cute too

80244 notes / 5 days ago

basedgosh:

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
image

74174 notes / 5 days ago

sorry:

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible

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oreides:

fucking rich white people laughing at how poverty is some diet they should try

  • me: dad can I-
  • dad: ask your mother.
26795 notes / 5 days ago
  • me: dad can I-
  • dad: ask your mother.
26795 notes / 5 days ago

iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

614394 notes / 5 days ago

997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

200533 notes / 5 days ago

gudda:

if you lose yourself i will find you

41402 notes / 5 days ago


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