cookie-waffle:

When someone does something really nice for you out of nowhere

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1257 notes / 4 hours ago

alluviom:

sometimes I feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like I’m sorry song I love you I’m just not in the mood for you I’ll come back later though.

10379 notes / 4 hours ago

texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

818349 notes / 4 hours ago

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

23152 notes / 4 hours ago
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unfollower:

i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking? bean water is what

107462 notes / 4 hours ago

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

437867 notes / 4 hours ago

monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

119445 notes / 4 hours ago

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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251076 notes / 4 hours ago

im-a-high-functioning-psychopath:

lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

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80603 notes / 4 hours ago

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

455264 notes / 4 hours ago
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